Friday, March 24, 2017

Artist Provides Inspiration For Authors

Because it's like walking into an Edward Hopper painting.
- Historic Saint Paul's preservation consultant Aaron Rubinstein, describing why people should patronize the Original Coney Island Restaurant & Bar on St. Peter Street (Feb. 2017).
 
 
Does it make sense for someone like me, who reads maybe six to eight novels a year, to post about books?  If Momma Cuandito, a prodigious reader of many genres, had a blog, she would probably write more about books than I do about films.
 
After I posted my February 17 story about trudging through Moby-Dick, I should have considered my quota of book posts fulfilled for 2017.  But, I read a review recently about a short story anthology which was curated with such an original theme that I had to checkadoo for myself.  While in Arizona last month for two weeks without the print edition of a newspaper to read, I filled the gap with In Sunlight Or In Shadow.  It is a compilation of seventeen stories, ranging from eight to thirty-five pages, commissioned by Lawrence Block.  What makes the anthology remarkable isn't necessarily the quality of the stories themselves or the bona fides of the authors he selected, but the procedure Block used to arrive at the finished product.
 
We begin with the famous American artist, Edward Hopper.  Smithsonian Magazine, in a 2007 article by Avis Berman, called Hopper "the supreme American realist of the twentieth century."  Although internationally famous, the enigmatic Hopper spent almost all of his life in New York.  The period of his greatest accomplishments was roughly from the end of World War I to the early 1950's.  He was skilled in many different disciplines, with oil painting being his forte.  His focus was on color and light.  Many of Hopper's works showed landscapes, urban architecture and seascapes, but what attracted Block for purposes of the anthology he curated was the collection of Hopper's pictures conveying people in seemingly unremarkable circumstances, e.g., a woman sitting on a bed in a drab hotel room, a few city dwellers gathered around the counter of a late night diner, or a young couple conversing on the front porch of an old house.  In his foreward, Block states that Hopper's paintings don't tell a story as much as they suggest a story to the imaginations of the viewers.
 
With that in mind, Block invited eighteen of his favorite writers --"A-listers," he calls them -- to contribute to the anthology project.  Each writer selected a Hopper painting, then created a story inspired by that writer's contemplation of the picture.  In some cases, the connection between the painting and the story is obvious, such as Rooms By The Sea by Nicholas Christopher, a mysterious story about the happenings inside a house which overlooks the ocean, based on Hopper's 1951 painting of the same title.  But the more fascinating stories are those for which the author was inspired, but not directed, by what she saw on the canvas.
 
Each of the seventeen stories is immediately preceded by a full page color plate of the related Hopper work, and by an introduction, most of which are presumably written by Block, describing the credentials of the author.  Every author has had her works published numerous times in various media, and is the recipient of many awards, such as the Edgar Award (for mystery writers), the Bram Stoker Award (dark fantasy and horror), the O. Henry Award (short stories), and the Spur Award (westerns).  I must admit that the only three with whom I am very familiar are Stephen King, whose story, The Music Room, has the kind of edginess and creepiness one might expect from a writer with his reputation, Lee Child, mostly famous for creating the Jack Reacher series --two of the twenty-one Reacher novels have been made into movies -- and Joyce Carol Oates, a prolific popular author who, it is often said, is impossible to pigeon hole into a particular style.  Block, himself, contributes a story, as does Gail Levin, who authored the seminal biography of Hopper titled Edward Hopper: An Intimate Biography.  Ironically, it is Levin's contribution, The Preacher Collects, which I found to be the only clunker in the seventeen story collection.
 
As Block describes in his short but entertaining foreward, "the stories are in various genres, or in no genre at all."  Many stories center on women, sometimes in peril, sometimes with revenge as a motive for their decisions.  A couple of stories have surprise endings, a few leave us dangling without closure.  At least two border on the supernatural, such as the narration coming from a dead person, or a house which geometrically expands annually without construction work.  It would be hard to come up with three favorites, or even one, but if you are the kind of book browser who spends time reading a passage or a chapter before laying down your purchase money, I would suggest The Projectionist by Joe E. Lansdale, and Autumn At The Automat by the curator himself, Mr. Block.   The inspiration for The Projectionist was a 1939 painting by Hopper titled New York Movie, which also functions as the dust jacket's cover picture.  The title character is the narrator, an uneducated male film buff in his twenties.  He's learned his trade from the former retired projectionist, Bert.  The theater is owned by an elderly couple who are approached and threatened for protection money by gangsters.  The narrator witnesses the shakedown and goes to Bert for help.  Secrets are revealed and surprises ensue.
 
In Autumn At The Automat, the story concocted by Block having admired Hopper's 1927 Autumn, the lesson to be learned is that things are not always as they seem.  To reveal too much here would be a disservice to the author and you.  This is the kind of story you might have seen in the old television series The Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
 
A side benefit of reading In Sunlight Or In Shadow is that I added at least one new word to my vocabulary: frontispiece.  Perhaps I am telling you something you already know, but a frontispiece is a picture that is inserted between the front cover of a book and the first chapter (or in this case, the first story).  The frontispiece to Block's collection is the 1950 Hopper painting Cape Cod Morning.  According to my North Dakota high school math, I calculated that as a result of that picture's inclusion, we have eighteen Hopper paintings but only seventeen stories.  Block explains the discrepancy in his foreward.  His original plan was to have eighteen writers (including himself) write stories based on a Hopper work which they chose.  Block and his publisher, Pegasus Books, secured all the required permissions to reprint those paintings.  But the best laid plans go asunder, or so we are told, and the writer who chose Cape Cod Morning could not deliver -- for undisclosed reasons.  Block, tongue in cheek, invites us to create our own story to go with that painting.  "But," he cautions, "don't tell it to me.  I'm outta here."
 
Two footnotes, if you will...  The introductory quote from Aaron Rubinstein was pulled from an article written by Star Tribune food critic Rick Nelson on February 4, 2017.  Nelson was covering the re-opening of the Original Coney Island Restaurant in conjunction with the St. Paul Winter Carnival.  Located at 444 St. Peter Street, the Coney Island had not been open to the public since 1994.  Nelson describes the place as "meticulously preserved in a dipped-in-amber-like state."  It is housed in two adjacent buildings, one of which was built in 1858.  Besides functioning as a restaurant, over the decades the space has served as a saloon, a hotel, an arsenal and an armory.  Here is the kicker: Although the Coney Island has been rented occasionally since 2011 for private parties, the restaurant's opening was for one day only, February 4.
 
Second, scholars have identified over eight hundred paintings as being the work of Edward Hopper.  A retrospective of his art, including, inter alia, one hundred of those paintings, can be viewed next year at the Art Institute Of Chicago from February 16 to May 11, following stops in Boston and Washington, D.C. 

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Gridiron Influences Hoop Rooting Interests

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
- John 8:7
 
The Big 10 Conference Tournament for men's basketball starts tomorrow in Washington, DC.  Every one of the thirty-two Division 1 conferences holds such a tournament.  The winner of each conference tournament receives an automatic invitation to the NCAA Tournament, aka the "Big Dance," regardless of where they finished in the conference standings during the regular season.  Any team not winning its conference tournament is at the mercy of the Selection Committee for inclusion in the NCAA tournament.  The Committee will choose thirty-six "at large" teams to fill in the sixty-eight team bracket.
 
With the Gophers expected to make some noise in this year's conference tournament, many Minnesota fans including me will pay more attention to the entire tournament, not just the games featuring our lovable rodents.  Usually I will simply root for the underdog.  But human nature being what it is, other factors come into play, including a school's head basketball coach -- thank goodness Jim Boeheim, Coach K, Coach Cal and Rick Pitino are not Big 10 coaches -- their football program and their fan base.  It may seem strange that I would include a football program as an element, but like it or not, college football is the make it or break it revenue creator for any college athletic program which hosts both football and basketball.  It is hard for me to wish a basketball team well if I have a problem with its school's football team.  My like or dislike of a school's basketball team sometimes has less to do with roundball than it does with the pigskin.  In other instances, football is a non-factor.
 
What follows, then, is my rooting interest ranking, in ascending order, of the fourteen Big 10 basketball teams in their conference tournament.  I have conveniently sorted them into two categories, creatively labeled "Teams I Would Like To See Lose" and "Teams I Would Like To See Win."  When two teams within the same category oppose each other, I root for the team closer to # 1.
 
I can be very judgmental, but in the universe of sports-related blogging, such behavior often comes with the territory.  I am not without sin, but I'm fine casting stones here.  As the great philosopher Popeye used to say, "I yam what I yam."
 
TEAMS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE LOSE:
 
14. Penn State: Penn State should have received the death penalty in football for the 2011 Joe Paterno/Jerry Sandusky pedophilia scandal.  The Nittany Lions' fans feel no shame.  The chances that Paterno knew nothing about what his assistant coach was up to in the locker room showers hover around 0%.  Yet the fans want to bring back a statue of the late Joe Pa which the school removed, under immense public pressure, from grounds outside the stadium.  (I wonder, how is the view from the fiery furnace?)  Hard to cheer for a hoops team whose fan base is likely comprised of the school's football fans.  Saving grace: None.
 
13. Ohio State:  The Buckeyes are having a horrible basketball season, an anomaly for them.  The Buckeyes' football fans have a reputation of being the most hostile hosts to visiting teams' fans of any major program in the country.  The head football coach, Urban Meyer, is known in some circles as "The Poacher."  Most coaches -- although certainly not new Minnesota head coach P.J. Fleck, another poacher -- will stop recruiting a high school prospect once that kid has given a verbal commitment to another school.  It's only if that committed kid later initiates contact with another school, thus indicating that perhaps his commitment is not on solid footing, that a coach will resume going after the high schooler.  Not so Urbie.  A kid's verbal means nothing to him.  It is only after the kid has signed a national letter of intent that Meyer will call off the dogs, and only then because to do otherwise would invite an NCAA reprimand.  I have nothing against the Buckeyes' basketball coach, Thad Motta, except that he is willing to use "one and done" athletes, the standard practice of John Calipari at Kentucky.  Saving grace: Throughout the season, Motta has suffered from severe back pain.  I've had my share of back pain too, so maybe I should cut him a break.
 
12. Michigan:  For many years the Big 10 was known as "The Big 2 & The Little 8" in football.  The Big 2 were Michigan and Ohio State, especially in the days when Bo Schembechler and Woody Hayes were, respectively, their head football coaches. The old Domers of my era never had a bone to pick with Michigan when we were students.  The Irish and the Wolverines did not play each other in football from 1944 until 1978, nine years after I graduated.  However, the younger generation of Irish alums and subway alums dislike Michigan even more than they do our arch rival, Southern Cal. The Michigan football team has a kind of gangsta thugginess about them, and many of their (especially younger) fans follow suit.  They are an easy team to mock.  Certainly the "team up north" leads the league in kinesiology majors.  Since they have hired the rules-bending Jim Harbaugh as their coach, Michigan's football fortunes will probably rise.  Similar to what I wrote about Penn State fans, how can I cheer for their basketball team when I know Michigan's hoops fans are also their football fans?  Saving grace: I do like the Wolverines' head basketball coach, John Beilein.
 
11. Maryland:  Notre Dame fans refer to Boston College as "Fredo," the Corleone brother in The Godfather who betrayed his family.  ["Fredo, you are nothing to me now," scolded younger brother Michael, who waited for their mother's passing before ordering a henchman to give Fredo his just desserts.]  BC, which was a charter member of the Big East, deserted that conference to join the Atlantic Coast Conference in 2005, at a time when the Big East was highly successful.  Maryland is the ACC's Fredo, opting in 2014 to abandon its ACC charter membership for what it considered to be the greener pastures of the Big Ten.  Maryland is not a midwestern school, rarely having midwestern kids on its roster.  I would rather cheer for schools that do.  Saving grace: Unlike their football team, which exemplifies gridiron mediocrity, the Terrapins have represented their new conference well on the hardwood.
 
10. Michigan State:  When I attended ND in the sixties, two chants which we yelled the most were "Hate State!" and "Screw Purdue."  Michigan State (158 miles from The Bend) and Purdue (109 miles) were practically neighbors of ours.  We played them every year in football, and those games were always no holes barred.  The most famous game in the ND-State series was the classic 10-10 tie which I attended in East Lansing my sophomore year, when we won the 1966 National Championship.   Throughout the years I have never considered the Spartans to be lacking class, but one ignominious incident which occurred on September 17, 2005 is still talked about every time the two schools meet.  After beating the Irish in overtime 44-41 at Notre Dame Stadium, several jubilant Spartan players planted a Michigan State flag at the fifty yard line.  That addition of insult to injury was a sportsmanship no no and remains the lowlight of the two schools' rivalry.  As for hoops, Michigan State has been the most successful Big 10 team since 1995 when current head coach Tom Izzo was hired to fill that position.  It's always gratifying for opposing fans to see a perennial favorite stumble.  Saving grace: Although he can be a court side crybaby, Izzo runs a clean program and is highly regarded.
 
9. Indiana:  Of all the Big 10 schools, the one having the biggest gap between glorious basketball success and football ineptitude is Indiana.  Minnesota has christened itself the State Of Hockey.  In Indiana they have Hoosier Hysteria, which technically refers to the high school scene but describes nicely the state's basketball atmosphere at every level.  This is the state of John "The Wizard Of Westwood" Wooden, Bobby Knight and of course the 1986 film classic, Hoosiers.  Indiana's 1976 National Championship team is the only team in NCAA Division 1 history to achieve a perfect season.  Like Izzo's Michigan State, Indiana can usually be counted on to have a very good season, so a bump in the road for them would be a pleasing change of circumstances for many of their conference rivals' fans.  Saving grace: Indiana has suffered more injuries to key players this season than any other team in the league.  The result has been a dismal season.  Cheering against them might be piling on.
 
8. Rutgers:  Rutgers does not belong in the Big 10.  It adds nothing to the conference's football or basketball standing as a Power 6 Conference.  Big 10 Commissioner Jim Delaney, a self-serving empire builder, sold the notion that Rutgers would bring the New York television market into the Big 10 Network.  Guess what, Jimbo?  New York is a pro sports town which pays scant attention to the Big 10.  No sports fans are more provincial than New Yorkers.  They could not give two hoots what Rutgers is doing, much less Iowa, Nebraska and their hinterland brethren. Saving grace:  Unlike Maryland, which came into the Big 10 at the same time as Rutgers, the Scarlet Knights have not represented their new conference well, but they are so weak as to be irrelevant.  I would feel like a bully rooting against them.
 
7. Purdue:  Purdue has always been a huge rival of Notre Dame.  See the chant cited above.  The following short story reflects how I feel about the Boilermakers.  In the fall of 1996, Momma Cuandito and I were on our way home from Oxford, Ohio where we had dropped off our daughter, Gina, at Miami University for her freshman year.  As a diversion from the long drive, we stopped in West Lafayette, Indiana to walk around the Purdue campus.  The temperature was around twenty-five, and we were too lightly dressed.  Our first stop was the bookstore, where I bought MC a heavy Purdue sweatshirt.  She offered to buy me one in return.  My response was, "I would rather freeze my badoodskies off than wear a Purdue sweatshirt."  The main reason to root against the Boilers in the upcoming tourney:  They are the # 1 seed; upsets make for engrossing, dramatic theater.  Saving grace: The best player in the Big 10 this year is Boiler big guy Caleb Swanigan.  He has a most interesting bio, including overcoming homelessness and obesity as a youth.  I wish him well.  I also like head coach Matt Painter, a former Purdue hoopster.
 
6. Nebraska:  The main reason I have the Cornhuskers in this "Lose" category is that I can't think of a reason why I should root for them (unless, of course, they were playing one of the seven teams listed above them).  Maybe I am simply envious of their historic football success, although since joining the Big 10 in 2011, they are not the powerhouse they once were in the old Big 8 Conference.  My observation is that Big Red Country is all about football; basketball is just something to watch in the offseason.  I would rather see a team with a more vested interest from its fan base achieve basketball success.  Saving grace: I have heard from many sources that the Nebraska football fans are among the most gracious and hospitable sports enthusiasts in the nation, showing a lot of class whether in Lincoln or on the road, i.e., the opposite of Buckeye fans.
 
5. Iowa:  I am conflicted whether to put the Hawkeyes in the Win or Lose category.  I lived in Iowa for three years, yet have never claimed to be from that state.  When asked the question, I have always responded, with pride, that I hail from Illinois or North Dakota.  I have attended many football and basketball games pitting Minnesota against either Iowa or Wisconsin.  Here is my observed comparison. When the Badgers win their fans celebrate and  have a party, right there in the stadium or arena.  Their band is excellent.  "When you've said 'Wis-con-sin,' you've said it all!"  When the Hawkeyes win their fans feel a need to brag and ridicule their vanquished opponent.  They have failed to learn the wise advice learned from a coach in my youth: When you lose say little, when you win say less.  Saving grace:  As I wrote in my December 28, 2016 post, I enjoy Iowa's fiery head basketball coach, Fran McCaffrey, and not just because he is married to former Notre Dame basketball star Margaret Nowlin.     
 
TEAMS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WIN:
 
4. Wisconsin.  The number of reasons to cheer on the Badgers is marginally greater than the number on the opposite side of the ledger.  It starts with my favorable impression of the Wisconsin fans; see my comparison to Iowa's above.  Our family cabin is in the great Wisconsin North Woods, which makes me a land owner and a tax payer.  My daughter-in-law, Lindsey, is a Badger alum, as are several of my kids' friends.  And what better place to spend a fun weekend than Mad City?  I also appreciate the tradition of the Badgers' players staying in school for the duration of their eligibility, a practice which one might cynically attribute to a dearth of NBA caliber talent.  The Badgers' roster is not stocked with McDonald's All Americans, but they've been to the Sweet 16 each of the last three years.  On the other hand:  The Badgers are the Gophers' arch rival, which causes some pangs of betrayal for those of us on the west side of the St. Croix to pull for them when they're not facing Minnesota.  (Note: Although Wisconsin has had the upper hand lately in football -- twelve straight wins over the Gophs -- the football series is tied 59-59 plus 8 ties.  The Maroon & Gold hold a razor thin victory margin in the basketball series, 102-99.)  There is also the matter of recruiting wars, with both schools going after some of the same high school phenoms.
 
3. Northwestern.  Northwestern,the highest ranked school academically in the Big 10, has never participated in the NCAA tournament.  Although the term "Mildcats" originally was meant as a slur on the football team, the Wildcats basketball team historically has also proved deserving of the label, having almost always finished in the bottom half, if not the bottom fourth, of the Big 10 standings.  Not so this year; seeded sixth in the Big 10 Tournament, they are a lock to be invited to the Big Dance as an at-large team.  Northwestern is this year's Cinderella of Power 6 teams.  The icing on the cake for rooting interest purposes is that one of their starting forwards is Sanjay Lumpkin, the pride of Benilde-St. Margaret's High School.  On the other hand: When I was a high school senior, I applied to three colleges, Notre Dame, Marquette and Loyola.  When I was a college senior, I applied to three law schools, Minnesota, Northwestern and DePaul.  Of those six schools, Northwestern was the only one to respond thumbs down.  Should I be rooting for them anyway?
 
2. Illinois.  Illinois is my native state.  (The rumors you've heard are true; Hillary Clinton and I were born four days apart in Chicago.)  In grade school I developed a love of geography -- thank you Mrs. Foley, my fifth grade teacher -- and studied the Prairie State quite thoroughly.  Ever since then I've held a fondness for the Land Of Lincoln.  It is hard for me to cheer against the Fighting Illini, even though I haven't lived there since I was thirteen.  No one can accuse me of being a front running band wagon rider.  Illinois finished ninth in the Big 10 and would probably have to win the conference tournament to reach the Big Dance.  On the other hand: No basketball team wastes its location in fertile recruiting grounds like Illinois.  Illinois high school basketball is among the best in the nation.  If only Illini could recruit two or three of the top players from the Chicago area each year, they would have a leg up on their conference brethren.          
 
1. Minnesota.  The reasons for placing the Gophers # 1 are obvious.  The four biggest are (i) Momma Cuandito is an alum, (ii) I have lived here since 1966, (iii) my kids and grandkids were born here and live here, and (iv) to do otherwise would incur the wrath of Gina, the Hot Italian Tomato and the Gophers' # 1 fan.  On the other hand: I am not a fan of the new Gophers' football coach, PJ Fleck. (Here we go again, looking to football in a basketball post.)  It is my (old fashioned?) belief that when a new head coach accepts the position, he should not recruit or accept transfers from the program he is leaving.  Such practice is probably unethical, and if that's too harsh an accusation, let's just say it does not pass the Smell Test.  This coming season's football roster will be stocked with former Western Michigan recruits and at least one or two transfers.  If you think he won't pull the same stunt when he leaves Minny for greener pastures some day, you must also believe in the Tooth Fairy.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Movie Review: "The Salesman"

"The Salesman": B+.  I have already sung the praises of Iranian director Asghar Farhadi.  (See my February 25, 2012 and July 28, 2015 reviews of A Separation and About Ellie; both A-.)  He has the deft ability to center an interesting story around a singular, but not always remarkable, occurrence, which sets off a chain of dramatic events.  Simple everyman type characters face challenges which require uncommon action.  Farhadi's movies present dilemmas which prove difficult for his characters to solve.  In the end, some things are left for the viewer to resolve.  And watch out for those red herrings!

Emad (Shahab Hosseini) is a well liked high school teacher who has good rapport with his students while still managing to keep discipline in the classroom.  He and his wife, Rana (Taraneh Alidoosti), are currently performing as the leads in the Arthur Miller play, Death Of A Salesman.   They live in a multi-story apartment building in the city.  Due to an excavation project in the adjacent lot, the building's tenants have to evacuate hurriedly before their structure collapses.  With warning signals blaring, windows breaking and the plaster walls crumbling, Emad sends Rana ahead to safety while he heroically carries an incapacitated neighbor down the stairwell.  Thus it is established that Emad, highly regarded teacher and good neighbor extraordinaire, is an admirable man, above reproach.

The Miller play's director and fellow actor Babak (Babak Karimi) offers to let the now-homeless couple stay in an apartment he owns which has just been vacated by the previous tenant.  The only "rule" is that they are forbidden to open the locked closet in which that previous tenant has temporarily stored personal belongings.  Shades of the Garden Of Eden's forbidden fruit?  Emad and Rana soon learn that previous tenant was a prostitute, a fact which may come into play in an unfortunate way for them.
 
One evening when Rana is alone in their new quarters, she is attacked in her bathroom.  The perpetrator, after cutting his feet on shattered mirror glass, runs away quickly, leaving bloody prints on the outdoor staircase.  Not long afterwards, Emad comes home to find his wife beaten and unconscious.  She is taken by ambulance to a hospital.  Although she recovers she is traumatized, afraid to be alone.  The couple decides not to get the police involved, possibly because Rana can't recall what her attacker looked like and because she doesn't want to relive the ordeal via testimony.
 
Emad and Rana begin to discover clues: a stash of money in a cabinet, a cell phone and a set of keys, all of which have been left -- the last two unintentionally -- by the assailant.  Emad tries to use the keys to enter and start several vehicles parked in their neighborhood.  When he finds the match, he covertly parks the vehicle out of sight in his building's underground garage.
 
Farhadi is a master at building suspense.  Are things deteriorating between the married couple?  Why won't Babak tell Emad how to reach the previous tenant?  Maybe the attacker, who had approached Rana from behind on that awful night, thought she was that prostitute.  In classroom scenes, why does the camera concentrate on a particular boy with black-framed glasses?
 
There are several scenes where Farhadi films the play starring Emad and Rana.  Showing a play (or a movie) within the "main" film is usually tricky, but Farhadi manages to do so smoothly.  There is never any question as to whether we are watching Death Of A Salesman or The Salesman.  This leads us to another train of thought.  In Miller's tragic play the salesman, Willy Loman, expires in the final act.  Are we, the viewers, to expect the same fate for Emad, who has the role of Loman in the play?
 
The final act, which includes themes of shame, humiliation, morality and forgiveness, begins when we don't realize it's beginning.  Similarly, the story doesn't stop at the moment we think is the end.  There is more than one surprise in store, which accounts for the final stages being a little too drawn out.  That criticism arguably falls into the category of a "nit."  The Salesman may not be quite up to the level of the two previous Farhadi films cited above, but it is nevertheless worthy of your time and money.  Last week it won the Academy Award Oscar for Best Foreign Film.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Held In Suspense For Fifty Years

I like big, fat books in the winter, books that will swallow me up for hours, books that I can read... on the couch by the fireplace, a polar fleece blanket over my knees and my dog sleeping on my feet.
 
- Laurie Hertzel

I'd like to see a show of hands.  How many of you remember what Confession Fridays are?  Hmm, I do not see anyone with her hand up.  Surely you recall my post from June 27, 2014, Personal Prophecies And Yellow Caps, in which I wrote that on the website I frequent, Notre Dame Nation, public confessions are posted as a means of "coming clean."  I then proceeded to make a confession, of which I was not proud, in that Friday blog post regarding the Personal Prophesy Game.  Alas, I have not made a Friday Confession here since, but you are about to read one.

I was reminded of Confession Fridays a few weeks ago when I read Laurie Hertzel's column in the Star Tribune.  Laurie is the Senior Books Editor for that paper, and I make a point of checking out her thoughts which appear most Sundays on the Books pages of the Variety section.  An excerpt from her January 22 column appears above.  She described how certain types of books lend themselves to particular seasons of the year.  For the cold Minnesota winters, she prefers "big, fat books," not the type that you'd bring to the beach in the summer or read while reclining on a hammock in the fall.  She proceeded to suggest five fat book titles: Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy; Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel; Vanity Fair by William Thackeray; Rising Up And Rising Down by William T. Vollmann; and Moby-Dick by Herman Melville.  She admitted she hadn't read the Melville book in its entirety, but intended to do so.  It was her modest admission which triggered this post.
 
Before I continue I should point out that all three of my kids think I'm anywhere from slightly to more-than-moderately eccentric.  Momma Cuan's perception of my traits probably falls more toward the latter end of that spectrum.  I'm okay with all of that; if I weren't I would not be making this Friday Confession.  My guess is that nothing I write here will come as a surprise to any of them.
 
My story begins in the winter of 1962-63.  I was in Father Art Perry's sophomore English class at Assumption High School in Davenport.  As I've noted before in my August 25, 2012 post (Chrome Dome & The Cub Reporter), almost every priest at Assumption had a nickname, some more cleverly bestowed than others, some more derisive than others.  Father Perry's nickname was neither clever nor derisive; it was simply what many redheads are called, "Red."  Red Perry, among the most beloved faculty members at a school sorely lacking in that category, was one of my two favorites at Assumption. (The other was my junior religion teacher, Father Carlos Leveling, who was a "late vocation.")  Father Perry was the kind of teacher who inspired his students to do their best, sometimes for no other reason than the feeling that, like playing for an inspirational coach, you did't want to let him down.  Red was also my homeroom teacher, and our intramural basketball team -- the last organized hoops team of my illustrious career -- was, of course, Red's Raiders.  He was a Notre Dame grad, another plus.  Some guys said he played football for the Irish.  I don't know if that was true, but it didn't take much imagination to picture that squarely built priest with the thick neck as a fullback.
 
The English class was a mixture of grammar, vocabulary, composition and literature.  Sometime during the last week of school before Christmas vacation, Father Perry assigned Moby-Dick, much to the chagrin of my classmates and me.  The unabridged novel was mammoth, coming in at six hundred seventy-five pages.  With visions of our two week break being ruined, we tried our best to convince the priest to assign a more manageable tome, if indeed he felt compelled to assign anything at all.  No such luck.  As if he were doing us a favor, he pointed out to us that even though there would certainly be a test on Moby, it would not be given until the Thursday of our first week back in class in January.  If we all didn't love the guy so much, we would have hated him!
 
Moby-Dick is comprised of several dozen relatively short chapters, and I knew I needed to read a bunch of them every day while on vacation.  Once school restarted after New Years there would be loads of homework from my other teachers which would make last minute binge reading of Moby impossible.  Nevertheless, I let things slide at home, always coming up with a flimsy excuse for ignoring the book.  I told myself I needed a short mental health break before plunging into the assignment.  I was only kidding myself, because the thought of having to plow through the gargantuan classic was always hanging over my head -- not what you'd call a mental health break.  One unproductive day slipped into another, plus there were those pesky inconveniences called Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.  I didn't fare any better during the week between Christmas and the resumption of class.  During the two week break I managed to read only a hundred pages or so.
 
I started reading like a maniac once school resumed and I was back in "student mode," but as I predicted, there was so much homework from my other classes that there was no way I could finish Moby before the Thursday morning test.  Our in-class discussions covered roughly only the first half of the book.  When I sat down to take the dreaded test, I still had a little over a hundred pages to go.  I decided not to ask my classmates how the story ended because, crazy as this sounds, I wanted to reward myself for hours and hours of reading by arriving at the conclusion organically.
 
Somehow I was able to schlep my way through the exam with enough familiarity, based on what I did read, that I received a B+.  By now you are wondering where the eccentric behavior manifests itself.  Here is what happened on the next school day (Friday), when the graded papers were returned and Father Perry went over the exam.  I covered my ears whenever I realized that the class discussion was about to delve into those last hundred pages!  I discovered that if I lightly rubbed my fingers over my ear canals, I could block out sound at least to the point where the voices were unintelligible.  (Maybe the conversation would have proven to be unintelligible anyway, without my having to resort to those extraordinary measures.)  Naturally I was hoping I wouldn't be called on for those discourses, but I wisely lessened the odds of that happening by volunteering some sage comments about the first part of the book.  My ruse worked!
 
A dutiful student would have, at least, finished the book over that next weekend, but no.  I never picked up Moby again.  Maybe I wanted to get a jump on the next classic, The Last Of The Mohicans, assigned by Red.  It was another pretty fat book.
 
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In the tradition of famed radio host Paul Harvey, here is The Rest Of The Story.
 
Four years ago I was rummaging around the closet in the den at the Quentin Estates, looking for an old book.  Instead of finding what I wanted, I discovered a copy of Moby-Dick.  I was immediately enveloped in shame, remembering that English assignment from dear old Red and how I received an undeserved B+ for bluffing my way through his test.  Not that it would make any difference now, fifty years later, but I felt the urge (the obligation?) to complete the mission.  I still did not know how the story ended, having managed to avoid all conversations, articles, references and movies about the great white whale.  At this point retired with time on my hands, I started from page 1 and did not pick up any other book or magazine until I had reached the surprising conclusion about three weeks later.
 
Thanks to Laurie Hertzel's column, I have now come clean with this post.  If I ever meet Father Red in that Big Library In The Sky, I'll have something to talk about with him besides Notre Dame football.
 
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Since it is unlikely I will have another post about Father Perry or Father Leveling, I would like to add this postscript.  In the fall of 1965 when I was a freshman at Notre Dame, the two of them looked me up in Cavanaugh Hall on a Saturday morning.  They had traveled to ND from Davenport to attend a football game that afternoon.  I thought that was pretty cool of them, especially since I had left Assumption in 1964 for North Dakota.    

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Movie Review: "Hacksaw Ridge"

"Hacksaw Ridge": B.  It is probable that most people who have already formed a skeptical opinion about the legitimacy of conscientious objectors will have a change of heart after viewing Hacksaw Ridge.  To gain conscientious objector status, one has to go beyond merely stating an objection to war or a dislike of having to kill the enemy.  The exemption typically has to be grounded in a long standing religious belief.  Many conscientious objectors, once excused from military service, will draw scorn and accusations of cowardice and disloyalty for refusing to bear arms.  It is also probable that those accusers are unfamiliar with the place in US history held by Desmond Doss.

Desmond (Andrew Garfield), a teenager working in a defense plant in Lynchburg, Virginia, feels compelled to enlist in the service when the US goes to war in the '40's.  His alcoholic father (Hugo Weaving) is a vet from the first world war, and is determined to keep his two boys out of the battle.  But shortly after Desmond's brother Hal enlists and Dez sees many of his small town friends doing the same, he follows suit.

This is not a good time to fall in love, but the heart does not have a calendar nor a watch.  The object of Desmond's affection is the lovely nurse at the Lynchburg clinic, Dorothy (Australian actress Teresa Palmer).  Lucky Desmond usually manages to find a quiet moment in the clinic to try his corny lines on her.  "You need some boy-girl talk practice," she says with a smile.  He knows it, but so what?  She falls for him even though, as pointed out by his friend later in the movie, she is above his weight class.  (Translation using my parlance: Desmond has out-kicked his coverage.)
 
There is a conflict between Desmond's sense of patriotic duty and his conservative religious upbringing.  As a child and a teenager, he found strength in biblical passages when his father went on rampages, threatening the family with a loaded gun.  These incidents are shown via flashbacks, helping partially to explain why Desmond won't touch a rifle following his enlistment.  Dez explains to his exasperated NCO, Sergeant Howell (Vince Vaughn), and the company commander, Captain Glover (Sam Worthington), that he was promised by the army recruiter before enlisting that he would not be obligated even to tote a gun, much less shoot one.  He aspires to be a field medic, having developed an interest in medicine as a way to impress Dorothy.  Thus, he is not attempting to avoid military service, only to avoid being a warrior.  As expected, Glover will hear none of it.  There is a series of related events, including visits to the army psychiatrist, accusations of insubordination and refusal to obey a direct order, bullying by Desmond's fellow grunts, and even a court martial during which his father intercedes.
 
At almost the exact half-way point, we are transported to Okinawa in the south Pacific.  It's a strategically located island which the GIs must capture from the Japanese so that it can be used as a launching point for a future invasion of the Empire of the Sun.  The immediate change in setting and mood, from Virginia's sunny skies where love is in the air to the fog shrouded battlefields where death could come in an instant, is stark.  As Desmond's unit slowly advances toward the escarpment which they must scale to confront the enemy, they make way for the retreating battalion of GIs they'll be replacing.  The latter group, heading somberly and silently in the opposite direction, has been through hell.  Dead bodies are stacked like hay bales on carts.  Those soldiers might be the lucky ones compared to the blood stained, mangled wounded.
 
The passing encounter between Desmond's unit and the evacuating soldiers is not the only precursor to the gruesomeness of the battles we are about to see. We know from the movie's marketing promotions that Doss will become the first conscientious objector to win the Medal Of Honor, so there will definitely be courage and valor.  Telling his story is the main purpose for the making of this film.  The specific heroic feats executed by Doss will prove to be unique and miraculous, even if he were defending himself with a weapon (which he didn't).
 
Director Mel Gibson is known for favoring over-the-top violence, a reason for my original intention to pass on the opportunity to attend this film.  I had read that some of the battlefield scenes brought back memories of the D-Day invasion reenacted in 1998's Saving Private Ryan.  That turns out to be a legitimate comparison.  At times there are so many explosions, fatal shots and body parts appearing with staccato quickness on the screen that the viewer cannot always ascertain "friend or foe," and if a good guy, is it someone we know?  The pre-Okinawa scenes are a little too hokey, and in some instances downright cliched.  The combat scenes, although repetitive, do a fair job of making up for it.
 
If you attend this movie there are two questions I would like you to answer for me.  First, why do the Japanese leave in place the eight story high rope ladder for the GIs to use to mount Hacksaw Ridge?  Second, why is it, in almost every war picture I've seen, that the American ground forces get air support but the enemy never does?

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Fab Four Fallacies

I've been home from Liverpool for over four months, but still have Beatles on the brain.  A lot of baby boomers do on this day, February 9, remembering that night fifty-three years ago when Ed Sullivan introduced the Fab Four to millions of American TV watchers.

During the three day visit to Liverpool which Momma Cuan and I enjoyed last September, we learned a few tidbits about the Beatles' history which contradicted  some of the "facts" I had in my noggin beforehand from various, and sometimes forgotten, sources.  The four main new sources of information were the two guides who narrated the National Trust Tour of Mendips and 20 Forthlin Road, the guide for the Magical Mystery Tour (affiliated with the Cavern Club) of "Beatle sights" around the city, and the many narrative plaques and captions inside The Beatles Story museum on Albert Dock.  Here are five nuggets which contradict what I'd thought to be true.  In the spirit of keeping with the news of today, you might call them "alternative facts."
 
Song Writing.  What mostly set the Beatles apart from their contemporaries was not their singing ability nor their musicianship. Rather, their charisma and song writing talent thrust them to the top and enabled them to sustain their reign as music's number one act for seven years.  Lennon and McCartney's childhood homes were a short bicycle ride away from each other, and I always pictured them collaborating at both places on a more or less 50/50 basis once they hooked up as bandmates.  The Alternative Fact:  Many more songs were written at Paul's residence, 20 Forthlin Road, than at John's residence, Mendips.  John's Aunt Mimi presented a double-edged barrier.  First, even though she was impressed with Paul's charm, she was not crazy about John having his friends over.  The thought of teenagers invading her prim and proper home did not sit well.  The Quarrymen and the Beatles rarely practiced at her house, even though John was the bands' leader.  Secondly, Mimi looked upon John's guitar as a pointless distraction.  The more time he spent with it, the less regard he gave his studies.  By comparison, Paul's father Jim was a musician who encouraged Paul and his brother, Michael, to pursue their musical interests.  He even had a piano in the living room which all three McCartneys played.  Unlike Mendips there was no female presence, as Paul's mom died when he was fourteen.  The furnishings at Forthlin were a little worn, maybe not much to look at, but a perfect place for teenage musicians to gather.  For every time Paul and John hung out and collaborated at Mendips, they were at 20 Forthlin probably nine or ten times.  Dozens of songs recorded by the Beatles were written in Paul's bedroom and in the living room at 20 Forthlin.  A grand total of only four or five were composed at Mendips.
 
St. Peter's Church Garden Fete.  The date July 6, 1957 is even more famous than February 9, 1964.  That former date is when Lennon's friend and former bandmate, Ivan Vaughn, introduced his school chum Paul to John in between the Quarrymen's sets at the St. Peter's Fete in Woolten.  Paul, who at age fifteen was a year younger than John, impressed Lennon by playing and singing Twenty Flight Rock, a popular rockabilly staple by Eddie Cochran.  He also showed John how to tune a guitar.  Following this first-time-ever meeting between John and Paul, John could not make up his mind whether to invite Paul to join the band.  This indecision was brought about by John's insecurity in the face of an obviously superior musician, and how that might affect John's undisputed role as band leader.  My original understanding was that when John finally decided to offer the invitation, Paul gladly accepted and the rest became history.  The Alternative Fact:  Just as John was torn about extending the offer, Paul was torn whether to accept.  He did not jump at the chance, as I had previously believed.  The Quarrymen were a skiffle band comprised of six guys who were attempting to play a combination of homemade instruments and cheap second hand instruments.  None of them, including Lennon, was any better than a very average player.  Paul, under the tutelage of his father who on occasion played the piano and trumpet professionally, was an accomplished guitarist, and thought he would be taking a step backward musically by joining the Quarrymen.  Within days after John (through Ivan and Quarryman Pete Shotton) popped the question, Paul's family went on a summer holiday.  He had lots of time to mull it over, and kept John waiting until the McCartney family returned to Liverpool.  Finally after more than a month had gone by, McCartney acquiesced.  Within the context of the offer and acceptance, John and Paul were each taking a gamble, John with respect to his leadership status, and Paul with respect to his musical advancement.
 
Brian Epstein.  Just how much in the dark was Brian Epstein before he saw the Beatles perform at the Cavern for the first time on November 9, 1961?  Epstein was part of a huge furniture merchandising family.  As a sidelight, he ran one of the largest record stores in Liverpool called the North End Music Shop (NEMS).  As every Beatles fan knows, Brian became the manager of the Beatles and was intrinsically key to their international fame.  But, how did he ever make the initial connection with the band?  The story I heard countless times from many different sources was that there was a two or three day span during which groups of teenagers would come into NEMS and ask Brian if he had any recordings by the Beatles.  Those kids had heard My Bonnie by Tony Sheridan, a record in which the Beatles functioned as a backup band.  After getting so many in-store inquiries, Brian decided to walk over to the Cavern to see what all the fuss was about, and it was then that he made the decision to offer his managerial services to the band.  The Alternative Fact:  Although the story about the teenagers asking about the Beatles makes for lovely lore, what is much more likely is that Epstein was quite familiar with the Beatles long before the kids walked into NEMS.  Consider that the Beatles distinguished themselves from the hundreds of other local bands by playing the clubs in Hamburg.  Each time they returned home to Liverpool they made sure people knew they had international experience.  Some Liverpudlians actually thought the mop tops were Germans.  The Beatles were also featured in Mersey Beat, the number one music publication in Merseyside and which was sold in NEMS.  It is unreasonable to believe that Brian, the manager of one of the biggest record stores in Liverpool, would not be very much in tune with the Beatles' popularity in Germany.  The inquiries by the teenage customers were a reminder for Brian to check out the lads, but not the revelation it has frequently been labeled.
 
Pete Best.  Has their ever been a more sympathetic music artist than Pete Best, the drummer who was fired by the Beatles less than a year before they hit the big time?  The various accounts of his termination are generally in agreement.  His skills behind the kit were passable, and by all accounts about on the same level as Ringo's.  His mother, Mona, was one of the Quarrymen and Beatles' supporters in the early days, employing them for dozens of gigs at the club she owned, The Casbah.  Pete was fired mostly because he was more laid back than the raucous trio of John, Paul and George, and they didn't feel he fit in.  Pete was a loner.  Ringo, by comparison, was a fun loving chap whose effervescence blended seamlessly with the band's persona.  (The Beatles' main competition in the UK and the States was the Rolling Stones, whose aura was one of sullenness compared to the Beatles' joyousness.  Pete might have fared better as a Stone, although as a drummer he lacked the chops of Charlie Watts.)  The accounts of Best's firing also agree on the most terrible aspect of all.  The Beatles lacked the courage and respect to fire him face-to-face, so they left that dirty work to their manager, Brian Epstein.
 
All four Beatles became millionaires, and their principal song writers, John and Paul, accumulated massive wealth.  Best, left behind in Liverpool, tried to stick in the music business but soon decided he needed a more steady paycheck.  For most of his adulthood he made a modest living as a government office worker.  It's obvious Pete was the victim of unprofessional if not unethical behavior on the part of the Beatles, but because he was an "at will" employee he had no legal recourse.   It was my belief that not only did Pete get hosed, but that he was relegated to living out his life a mere notch or two above the poverty line.  The Alternative Fact:  In 1995 the three surviving members of the Beatles, Paul, George and Ringo, released a new album called Beatles Anthology.  That double disc LP is a compilation of previously unreleased material, outtakes, demos, auditions, radio interviews, in-studio performances, and promotions.  Because some of the material included songs recorded while Pete was the drummer, he received approximately four million pounds (the equivalent of about five and a-half million US dollars) in royalties.  At age fifty-four, Pete was thereupon financially set for the rest of his life life.  Judging by the interviews he has given over the years, he bears no ill will toward the Beatles.  He will turn seventy-six years old later this year.
 
Eleanor Rigby.  One of the Beatles' most haunting songs is Eleanor Rigby.  It is a tale of lonely people -- where do they all belong?  The song appears on the 1966 Revolver album, and was the B-side to the single Yellow Submarine.  In their early years, most of the Beatles' compositions were true collaborations, and the writing credit was accurately designated "Lennon-McCartney."  But once the lads moved from Liverpool to London circa 1963, more and more tunes were either "John songs" or "Paul songs."  (Note: When the Beatles first arrived in America, the reporters asked them how they decided which of the four got to sing lead on any particular song.  Their wisecracking reply was, "Whoever knows most of the words!") Despite this change of regimen, the writing credits continued to list "Lennon-McCartney."
 
Eleanor Rigby is a Paul song.  In a radio interview with Pop Chronicles he explained that the song's working title was Daisy Hawkins, but in the process of redrafting and demo-ing the song for his mates, the title changed to Eleanor Rigby.  Paul also claimed that he never knew, or knew of, anybody with that name or with the surname of the priest, Father McKenzie, referred to in the song. The Alternative Fact.  Behind St. Peter's Church where Lennon and McCartney first met, there is a quaint graveyard, the home of many tombstones decades of years old.  One of those grave markers is for Eleanor Rigby.  The "real" Ms. Rigby passed away in 1939 at the age of forty-four.  When confronted with this intriguing news of the grave, Paul reluctantly admitted that maybe, just maybe, he was subconsciously aware of the decedent when he was searching for a song title.  What makes dubious Paul's insistence that he did not intentionally borrow the name from the tombstone is that just a few feet away from the dearly departed Eleanor is the grave of a man named McKenzie. 

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Ninth Annual Movie Ratings Recap

This is the most exciting time of year for the movie industry and its legion of fans, from LA to London, Sundance to Cannes, and Toronto to Tribeca.  There are six huge events within a six week period, and we are right smack dab in the middle of it.   In early January the Golden Globe Awards, sponsored by the Hollywood Foreign Press, kicked off the hoopla, succeeded a few weeks later by the Screen Actors Guild awards ceremony, more commonly known as the SAG Awards.  The SAG Awards were quickly followed by the Directors Guild Of America presentations, which took place last Saturday, and this coming Sunday the British Academy Of Film And Television Arts, aka BAFTA, will honor its winners.  Of course the Big Kahuna, the most anticipated and tradition-soaked ceremonies, are the Academy Awards, as chosen by the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences.  The Academy will bestow this year's Oscars on February 26.

The astute readers among you might wonder, "Wait a minute, Old Boy.  We thought you wrote that there are 'six huge events,' but you only mentioned five."  Oh, my, you are right!  How could I have forgotten the eagerly anticipated Ninth Annual Movie Ratings Recap?  How convenient that the Recap, which is the missing sixth piece, comprises the heart of this post!
 
This will be the sixth annual Recap I have posted on this blog.  The first three were sent, pre-blog, to my kids via unsolicited -- and perhaps unread -- e-mails.  As the name "Recap" implies, this post is simply a summary of the rankings for the movies I saw and reviewed here during the twelve month period which ended last week on January 31.  I am sorry to report that I only managed to take in nineteen films at the theater during that time, compared to twenty-five during each of the two immediately preceding years.  Would you be interested in hearing my excuses?  No, I didn't think so.
 
As always, the movies within each ranking are listed in my order of preference within that group (e.g., within the B+ group, my favorite was Sing Street), and the month of my review is indicated after each title.
 
My movie wishes for you this new year are that you are able to escape to the cinema more often, and that all the popcorn chompers, pop slurpers, texters and talkers be sitting far away on the other side of the theater.

A:

Cafe Society (August '16)
La La Land (January '17)
A Man Called Ove (November '16)

A-:

Patriots Day (January '17)

B+:

Sing Street (May '16)
Fences (January '17)
The Invitation (May '16)
Hidden Figures (January '17)

B:

They Will Have To Kill Us First (April '16)
Manchester By The Sea (December '16)
Free State Of Jones (July '16)
Money Monster (June '16)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (March '16)
Gypsy: Rock & Roll Nomads (April '16)

B-:

Sully (December '16)
Indignation (August '16)

C+:

Arrival (November '16)
Love & Friendship (June '16)
The Girl On The Train (October '16)