Wednesday, October 12, 2016

First Annual Columbus Day Movie Guide

Ever since we were kids, my sister, Michele, and I have always been quite familiar with the real Columbus Day.  There was no such thing as Explorers' Day.  Leif who?  There was no phony mid-October federal holiday, which now always conveniently falls on a Monday for the purpose of creating the coveted three day weekend.  Nope.  Columbus Day, the only Columbus Day, was always October 12.  How did we know that?  Because October 12 was our father's birthday.  The Marquis Donald (doe-NALD) Joseph (joe-SEEF) Gerard (czhe-RARD) de la Periolat (perio-LAH)!  I think about The Marquis -- one of the coolest dude's I've ever known and the biggest influence on my life -- almost every day, and without fail on Columbus Day.  He would have been 98 years old today.

My dad always maintained a wacky sense of humor, sometimes calculated and other times unintentional.  He was not afraid to divulge a story or admit a shortcoming on himself.  Such an admission which came into play on several occasions had to do with his voracious appetite for reading.  In his later years he was especially fond of western paperback books by Louis l' Amour and Zane Grey, who collectively wrote more than 175 novels, plus countless short stories.  Other than fishing, reading these stories was the old man's favorite pastime.  There were familiar, repeated themes: a lonesome cowpoke riding his faithful horse across the high desert plains; a hero rescuing a lovely maiden from the black hatted mean guys who were trying to steal her cattle; the reformed tough hombre who used to run afoul of the law but was trying to turn over a new leaf; the quick draw who was the town's only hope to keep a murderous gang from running rampant; a friend of the Indians who helped them battle exploitation at the hands of dishonest white men.

Because of the similarities among the books, my dad often unintentionally read the same book more than once.  Sometimes he'd get about two-thirds of the way through, or possibly all the way through, before realizing he'd already completed it months, or even mere weeks, before.  I always thought it was admirable that he'd tell us of his mistake, instead of simply shelving the book or returning it to the library.  We'd get a large collective laugh out of his blunder.  [True Confession, following in my father's footsteps:  The same thing happened to me with Scott Turow's 1987 legal thriller, Presumed Innocent.  There is a unique plot twist which occurs in the last quarter of the novel.  It wasn't until I reached that point that I realized I'd read it before!]
 
I believe I have now reached the point with my movie viewing where I find myself in a predicament not all that different from the Marquis'.  When I see a movie scheduled on the on-screen guide, I am not always sure whether or not I've seen it before.  It wouldn't be the end of the world if I unwittingly watched a film twice.  Some films almost command multiple viewings.  But, there are so many good movies available that, unless I make a conscious decision to do otherwise, I'd prefer not to re-watch one at the expense of a chance to view a different, unseen one.  With that in mind I sent my crack research team into the vault to make a list of the movies I have seen since my September 2007 retirement.
 
As I explained in my introductory post on December 6, 2011, I started blogging as kind of a "next step" beyond writing movie reviews which I had been e-mailing to my kids.  The earliest e-mailed movie review my research team can find goes back to November 8, 2007, approximately four years before I started The Quentin Chronicle.  During that four year span, I wrote short reviews of 121 new movies I watched at the theater.  I also drafted six bi-monthly "Cinema Scans," comprised of 54 movies which I watched at the Quentin Estates during calendar year 2011.  (Those bi-monthly Cinema Scans, which contain brief descriptions and grades but not reviews, were the genesis of the nineteen Quarterly Cinema Scans which I have posted here since the inception of this blog.)  Finally, I also e-mailed my kids three annual Movie Ratings Recaps, the first of which was sent January 13, 2009.  (Those MRRs were the genesis of the five MRRs which I have posted here since the inception of this blog.)  When I put together that first MRR in 2009, I included (as a bonus!) grades for 4 other films I had recently watched on TV; this was before I started the Cinema Scan format in 2011.

As you can see, that's a lot of post-retirement/pre-blog movies -- 179, to be exact.  Writing about them has been a blessing and a curse.  The reasons for labeling the writing regimen "a blessing" are fairly obvious, e.g., mind sharpening, a correspondence topic, creating a lasting personal memory of the work of art which many films purport to be, etc.  In some ways it's a curse too because, similar to a jogger who feels guilty if she doesn't get her three miles in at least five days a week, I am disinclined to go to a movie if I have not yet written a review for the last one I attended.  Obviously, when you consider how few people actually read what I write, the feeling of guilt over such a circumstance is part pathetic and part ludicrous.  (Would this kind of guilt trip be present if I hadn't been educated by the good sisters in my youth?  Good question; but, I digress...)

My original intention was to make one alphabetical master list of all the movies I've reviewed and/or graded both pre-blog and on this blog, and post that list today, October 12.  I chose Columbus Day intentionally as a way to pay homage to my dad.  Alas, a recent three week trip to Europe followed by the irresistible temptation to watch a plethora of televised baseball playoff games have derailed full execution of my plans.  But, what I am going to post today is an alphabetical list of the 179 pre-blog movies to which I referred above.  Then, at some future date, perhaps Columbus Day 2017 or 2018, I will put my comprehensive master list together.  After that I'll have no excuse for unintentionally re-watching a movie.  Time is money, to coin a phrase.  Of course, aside from my selfish aforementioned motive, I hope some of you will use the list to select or avoid, as the case may be, movies for your viewing pleasure.

In the interest of time I am only listing the films' titles, usually one actor, and the genres.  With respect to the 121 movies I reviewed, I'll include the date of my related e-mail, preceded by a capital E for "e-mail."  That will give you an idea of their approximate release dates.  With respect to the 54 movies included in the six pre-blog Cinema Scans and the 4 bonus movies added to my initial pre-blog MRR, I'll indicate the year of their release preceded by a capital CS for "cinema scan" or RR for "ratings recap."  Instead of alphabetizing all the movies in one chunk, I have segregated them by my letter grade ranking.  You can refer to my January 12, 2012 post if you have a question about my grading methodology.  Finally (almost), I am sticking the following sentence in here because of my expectation that few people will see it.  If you are registered as a follower of this blog and would like me to send you a copy of any of my e-mailed reviews (due to laziness, a maximum of five), let me know by the end of this calendar year and I will do so.

*****

Movies Graded A:
Bagdad Cafe, Marianne Sagebrecht, dramedy, CS-VI 1988
Dial M For Murder, Ray Milland, crime drama, CS-I 1954
The Kids Are All Right, Annette Bening, drama, E 8-12-10
Kramer vs. Kramer, Dustin Hoffman, drama, CS-I 1979
The Maltese Falcon, Humphrey Bogart, detective noir, CS-VI 1941
Michael Clayton, George Clooney, drama, E 11-8-07
The Miracle, Carroll Baker, drama, CS-V 1959
True Grit, Jeff Bridges, western, E 3-11-11
You've Got Mail, Tom Hanks, rom-com, CS-II 1998 

Movies Graded A-:
Bridge On The River Kwai, Alec Guinness, war drama, CS-I 1957
Crazy Heart, Jeff Bridges, musical drama, E 2-1-10
Doubt, Philip Seymour Hoffman, drama, E 2-26-09
Drive, Ryan Gosling, drama, E 10-28-11
Eastern Promises, Naiomi Watts, drama, E 12-11-07
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Michael Nyqvist, drama, E 8-12-10
Inglorious Basterds, Brad Pitt, war drama, E 11-12-09
Inside Job, financial documentary, E 10-29-10
Juno, Ellen Page, drama, E 1-17-08
The King's Speech, Colin Firth, biopic, E 1-30-11
The Kite Runner, Khalid Abdalla, drama, E 1-3-08
Moneyball, Brad Pitt, biopic, E 10-28-11
Paris, Je T'aime, Juliette Binoche, dramedy, RR 2006
Roman de Gare, Audrey Dana, drama, E 7-16-08
Ship Of Fools, Oskar Werner, drama, CS-VI 1965
A Shot In The Dark, Peter Sellers, comedy, CS-II 1964
Shutter Island, Leonardo Di Caprio, drama, E 3-28-10
Superbad, Michael Cera, comedy, E 12-24-07
Under The Same Moon, Kate del Castillo, drama, E 6-16-08
Win Win, Paul Giamotti, drama, E 4-14-11
The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke, drama, E 1-31-09 

Movies Graded B+:
Appaloosa, Ed Harris, western, E 10-15-08
Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, Philip Seymour Hoffman, drama, E 11-30-07
The Big Heat, Glenn Ford, crime drama, CS-V 1953
The Black Swan, Natalie Portman, drama, E 2-27-11
Bridesmaids, Kristen Wiig, comedy, E 6-13-11
Brute Force, Burt Lancaster, drama, CS-V 1947
Burn After Reading, George Clooney, dramedy, E 9-14-08
Charlie Wilson's War, Tom Hanks, drama, E 1-17-08
Chloe, Julianne Moore, drama, CS-I 2010
Crazy Stupid Love, Steve Carell, comedy, E 9-14-11
Dead Poet's Society, Robin Williams, drama, CS-VI 1989
Definitely Maybe, Ryan Reynolds, rom-com, E 3-12-08
Easy Virtue, Jessica Biel, comedy, E 6-30-09
500 Days Of Summer, Joseph Gordon Levitt, romantic dramedy, E 8-31-09
The Ghost Writer, Ewan McGregor, drama, E 4-29-10
God's Little Acre, Robert Ryan, drama, CS-III 1958
The Goodbye Girl, Richard Dreyfuss, rom-com, CS-III
Good Neighbor Sam, Jack Lemmon, rom-com, CS-IV 1964
Hereafter, Matt Damon, drama, E 10-29-10
The Ides Of March, George Clooney, drama, E 10-28-11
Into Temptation, Jeremy Sisto, drama, E 9-13-09
Jane Eyre, Mia Wasikowska, romantic drama, E 3-31-11
J. Edgar, Leonardo DiCaprio, biopic, E 11-14-11
The Killers, Burt Lancaster, drama, CS-I 1946
Michael Jackson's This Is It, documentary, E 11-12-09
Midnight In Paris, Owen Wilson, dramedy, E 6-29-11
Milk, Sean Penn, biopic, E 12-30-08
The Music Man, Robert Preston, musical, CS-VI
My Week With Marilyn, Eddie Redmayne, biopic, E 12-14-11
No Country For Old Men, Tommy Lee Jones, drama, E 12-11-07
Ocean's Eleven, Frank Sinatra, crime drama, CS-I 1960
Page 1: Inside The New York Times, documentary, E 7-15-11
Pride And Glory, Jon Voight, police drama, E 11-13-08
Robin Hood, Russell Crowe, adventure, E 5-29-10
The Savages, Philip Seymour Hoffman, drama, E 2-1-08
The Secret In Their Eyes, Ricardo Darin, drama, E 5-13-10
Sherlock Holmes, Robert Downey, Jr., detective drama, E 3-28-10
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows, Jude Law, E 1-1-12
Slumdog Millionaire, Dev Patel, drama, E 11-29-08
The Social Network, Jesse Eisenberg, biopic, E 10-14-10
Some Came Running, Frank Sinatra, drama, CS-III 1958
Stop-Loss, Ryan Phillippe, war drama, E 4-30-08
Sugar, Algenis Soto, baseball drama, E 5-19-09
The Town, Ben Affleck, drama, E 9-30-10
Transsiberian, Woody Harrelson, drama, E 9-14-08
Unstoppable, Denzel Washington, drama, E 12-14-10
Up, voice of Ed Asner, animated comedy, E 7-28-09
Water For Elephants, Robert Patterson, romantic drama, E 4-28-11 

Movies Graded B:
All The President's Men, Dustin Hoffman, biopic, CS-I 1976
Amelie, Audrey Tautou, comedy, RR 2001
Avatar, animated drama, E 2-14-10
The Big Sleep, Humphrey Bogart, detective noir, CS-VI 1946
Contagion, Matt Damon, drama, E 10-28-11
The Descendants, George Clooney, drama, E 11-29-11
Elegy, Ben Kingsley, drama, E 9-29-08
Fair Game, Naomi Watts, drama, E 11-13-10
Father Of The Bride, Spencer Tracy, comedy, CS-I 1950
The Fighter, Mark Wahlberg, drama, E 1-30-11
Five Easy Pieces, Jack Nicholson, drama, CS-I 1970
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Jason Segel, rom-com, E 4-30-08
Friends With Benefits, Justin Timberlake, rom-com, E 7-29-11
Frost/Nixon, Frank Langella, biopic, E 12-17-08
Get Smart, Steve Carell, comedy, E 7-1-08
Going My Way, Bing Crosby, drama, CS-I 1944
Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood, drama, E 1-14-09
High Sierra, Humphrey Bogart, drama, CS-VI 1941
The Hurt Locker, Jeremy Renner, war drama, E 2-27-10
In Bruges, Colin Farrell, drama, E 7-30-08
Like Crazy, Felicity Jones, romance, E 11-29-11
Love And Other Drugs, Jake Gyllenhaal, rom-com, E 12-31-10
The Lovely Bones, Saoirse Ronan, drama, E 2-11-10
Morning Glory, Rachel McAdams, comedy, E 11-13-10
My Dog Skip, Diane Lane, drama, CS-1 1999
North To Alaska, John Wayne, western, CS-IV 1960
One Day, Anne Hathaway, romance, E 10-28-11
Please Don't Eat The Daisies, Doris Day, comedy, CS-VI 1960
Revolutionary Road, Leonardo DiCaprio, drama, E 1-31-09
Secret Life Of Bees, Dakota Fanning, drama, E 1-31-09
Seraphine, Yolande Moreau, biopic, E 8-31-09
Seven Days In May, Kirk Douglas, drama, CS-V 1964
Sweet Land, Elizabeth Reaser, drama, CS-II 2005
The Tender Trap, Debbie Reynolds, comedy, CS-VI 1955
The Trip, Steve Coogan, comedy, E 7-15-11
Twenty-seven Dresses, Catherine Heigl, rom-com, E 3-3-08
Two For The Seesaw, Robert Mitchum, drama, CS-V
Valley Of The Dolls, Barbara Parkins, drama, CS-IV 1967 

Movies Graded B-:
The American, George Clooney, drama, E 9-14-10
The Band's Visit, Sasson Gabai, drama, CS-IV 2007
The Blind Side, Sandra Bullock, football drama, E 3-28-10
Bright Star, Abbie Cornish, dramatic romance, E 9-29-09
Cedar Rapids, Ed Helms, dramedy, E 3-11-11
Changeling, Angelina Jolie, drama, E 11-29-08
The Class, Francois Begaudeau, drama, E 2-13-09
Dan In Real Life, Steve Carell, rom-com, E 11-8-07
The Dark Knight, Aaron Eckhart, drama, E 7-30-08
Date Night, Steve Carell, dramedy, E 5-13-10
The Defiant Ones, Tony Curtis, drama, CS-III 1958
The Double Hour, Kseniya Rappoport, drama, E 6-13-11
An Education, Carey Mulligan, drama, E 3-14-10
The Extra Man, Kevin Kline, drama, CS-II 2010
Flash Of Genius, Greg Kinnear, biopic, CS-III
Get Low, Robert Duvall, dramedy, E 11-30-10
The Girl Who Played With Fire, Noomi Rapace, drama, E 8-12-10
The Group, Joanna Pettet, drama, CS-VI 1966
Knight And Day, Tom Cruise, adventure, E 8-30-10
Knute Rockne All American, Pat O'Brien, biopic, CS-VI 1940
Lust, Caution, Tang Wei, spy/war, E 11-8-07
Mamma Mia!, Meryl Streep, musical, E 9-14-08
Miracle At St. Anna, Derek Luke, war drama, E 11-29-08
The Mouse That Roared, Peter Sellers, comedy, CS-IV 1959
Nowhere Boy, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, biopic, CS-I 2009
The Outlaw Josie Wales, Clint Eastwood, western, CS-II 1976
Pearl Harbor, Ben Affleck, war romance, CS-VI
Rachel Getting Married, Anne Hathaway, drama, E 10-31-08
Roman Holiday, Audrey Hepburn, romance, CS-III 1953
Slap Shot, Paul Newman, comedy, CS-II 1977
Up In The Air, George Clooney, drama, E 1-12-10
Valkyrie, Tom Cruise, war drama, E 1-14-09
Vincere, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, wartime biopic, E 4-29-10
Winter's Bone, Jennifer Lawrence, drama, E 7-30-10 

Movies Graded C+:
Atonement, Keira Knightley, drama, E 12-24-07
Certified Copy, Juliette Binoche, drama, E 4-28-11
Dr. No, Sean Connery, adventure, RR 1962 
Footloose, Julianne Hough, rom-com, E 11-14-11
Fort Apache, Henry Fonda, western, CS-V 1948
The Girl From Monaco, Fabrice Luchini, dramedy, E 7-28-09
Gone Baby Gone, Michelle Monaghan, police drama, E 1-3-08
Last Chance Harvey, Emma Thompson, rom-com, E 1-31-09
Melancholia, Kirsten Dunst, apocalyptic drama, E 1-1-12
Nights In Rodanthe, Diane Lane, drama, E 10-15-08
Ondine, Colin Farrell, romantic drama, CS-I 2010
The Postman Always Rings Twice, John Garfield, drama, CS-IV 1946
The Searchers, John Wayne, western, CS-VI 1956
Suspicion, Irene Dunn, drama, CS-VI 1941
What Happens In Vegas, Cameron Diaz, rom-com, E 5-15-08 

Movies Graded C:
Australia, Hugh Jackson, drama, E 12-17-08
Clash Of The Titans, Sam Worthington, mythological adventure, E 6-16-10
A Fistful Of Dollars, Clint Eastwood, western, RR 1964
Inception, Leonardo DiCaprio, drama, E 7-30-10
The Mist, Marcia Gay Harden, horror, E 11-30-07
Mister Roberts, Henry Fonda, war drama, CS-III 1955
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Jimmy Stewart, drama, 1939
Public Enemies, Johnny Depp, drama, E 8-31-09
Nick And Norah's Infinite Play List, Kat Dennings, teen romance, E 10-31-08
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, Bette Davis, drama, CS-VI 1962
The White Ribbon, Christian Friedel, drama, E 2-1-10 

Movies Graded C-:
The Reader, Kate Winslet, drama, E 1-14-09 

Movies Graded D:
Vantage Point, Matthew Fox, drama, E 3-12-08 

Movies Graded D-:
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past, McConaughey, rom-com, E 5-19-09 

Movies Graded F:
None    

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