Thursday, May 8, 2014

The Slow White Guy Gets Drafted

Unless you have not opened a sports page or tuned in jock talk radio this spring, you certainly know that today is NFL Draft Day, the year's biggest off-field single day in the sports world.  I have written about it on April 25, 2012 ("The NFL Sells Hope") and recently with my April 17, 2014 movie review of the Kevin Costner flick, "Draft Day" (A-).  This year marks the fifth in which the league has conducted the draft over a three day period.  Only the first round takes place tonight.  It's also the only round of the seven in which the college players drafted have national name recognition.  The remaining six rounds, held tomorrow and Saturday, is mostly for players whom only the most ardent college fan would know.  Hence, the term "Draft Day" usually refers only to the first of the three consecutive days. 

As I wrote to my kids in the April 26, 2008 e-mail shown below, I was drafted too way back when, and I think about it every year on NFL Draft Day.  No, it's not what you're thinking.  Read on.

                                        THE SLOW WHITE GUY GETS DRAFTED
 
Hello Boys & Girls,
 
Today is draft day in the NFL, when the pro teams get to pick college football players to join their teams.  I watch a chunk of it every year, although this year I won't waste as much time because the Vikings traded away their first round pick to the Chiefs.  Believe it or not, your father was drafted to a football team (no, not an NFL team), and it remains one of my favorite memories from my illustrious (not!) athletic career.
 
The Libertyville Boys Club offered tackle football for fifth through eighth graders.  There were four teams: the Demons, the Yanks, the Eagles and the Hornets.  Their uniforms and helmets were red, blue, yellow and green, respectively.   There was a varsity unit for the seventh and eighth graders, and a junior varsity unit for the fifth and sixth graders.  The draft was for the fifth graders, and once a kid was drafted, he stayed on that team for his entire four-year Boys Club career.  The games were held on Sunday afternoons on the Libertyville High School football field, so needless to say, this was Big Time in our eyes.  First two varsity teams would play each other for two quarters.  Then, at half time of that varsity game, the junior varsity game involving those two teams would take place in its entirety.  When the JV game ended, the third and fourth quarters of varsity would be played.  Even though the varsity and JV games were separate contests, there was a real comraderie within the entire team; the JV kids watched, cheered for and learned from the varsity players, and the varsity guys cheered on their younger teammates when the "little guys" were playing.  Of course, the seventh graders were particularly interested in the JV contest, because they knew the sixth graders would be on the field with them the next season.  In retrospect, it was a great, and unique, arrangement.  It was particularly cool for those of us fifth graders who did not have an older brother... now we had about eighteen of them!
 
Boys Club draft day itself was a huge moment in our lives, and I will try to explain why.  First of all, unbeknownst to the kids, the coaches must have privately met after a few fifth grade/JV tryouts and conducted a secret draft.  Then, on a sunny Saturday afternoon in early September, when the LHS team was not using their field, the four varsity Boys Club teams would have simultaneous practices in their game day uniforms on that field.  Quite a colorful sight.  Toward the end of that practice, the BC President would gather the four varsity teams to sit around in a square at midfield, each of the four teams occupying a side of the square.  The fifth graders were brought in, and sat in the center of the square, anxiously awaiting the announcement of which team drafted them.  I was so excited to actually be drafted by ANY team that I really didn't care who took me.  The Eagles, for some reason, usually had the best team, and the Yanks usually had the weakest.  The Demons, dressed in bright red, had the coolest unies.  The Hornets were the one team I was the most ambivalent about. The President called out each fifth grader's name, and revealed the identity of that player's new team.  Each time, the relevant varsity players would stand, clap, and congratulate their new team member, slapping him on the back and patting the top of his head.  One cool aspect of this process was that I don't believe they did this in anything other than random order.  In other words, the best kids were not necessarily the first names announced, and the worst kids were not necessarily the last ones.  And as I recall, the order of teams was not always the same for each round.
 
My name was called somewhere in the middle.  "John Periolat, congratulations... You are now a HORNET!!"  All the Hornets got up and cheered, happy and excited, shaking my hand and literally welcoming me to the team with open arms.  (They must have been very good actors!)  You would think I was Bronco Nagurski joining their ranks, instead of a slow dude who hated to run.  I had the proverbial ear-to-ear smile on my face, and even now, fifty-one years later, I still smile when I think about that glorious day.
 
Postscript:  It was ironic that I ended up on the Hornets, the one team I knew the least about.  This is hard to believe, but I played right end on both offense and defense.  (They did not call offensive ends "wide receivers" in those days.)  Three of our four coaches played D-1 college football; our head coach played quarterback at the University of Iowa, and two of the assistants were linemen at Syracuse and Arizona State.  Coach Martin, the ASU alum, used to have a Sun Devil decal on his car's back window, and since I thought that both Coach Martin and the decal were totally cool, ASU became my favorite college team other than Notre Dame.  None of those coaches had sons on our team.  They coached because they loved football and hoped to impart that love and an understanding of the game to the youngsters.  How lucky we were!
 
Final Postscript:  In my four year Boys Club career, my mother missed only one game.  It was the one game in which I was injured.  The guy who creamed me was a St. Joe classmate and friend of mine, Ronnie Mauer, the biggest bruiser on the Demons.
 
I love you all. 
 
The Old Boy     

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